We aren't cool enough to know Leela personally. Legend has it she spent nine years training in a Ninja Force somewhere west of Nepal. She speaks seven languages, and we are absolutely certain that Sanskrit is one of them.
On Tuesday evenings, she sings Punk Blues to her adopted cats. Some Bangaloreans claim they've seen her on early Sunday mornings at Cubbon Park. She walks with a garland of marigolds on her chest. And then, they say, she disappears into the trees.